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By Terry Fallis

On his first day at Turner King, David Stewart quick realizes that the realm of overseas PR (affectionately, referred to as "the darkish side") is a much cry from his past activity with the Canadian executive. For one, he overlooked the place of work memo at the all-black gown code; for one more, there are adequate acronyms and jargon to make his head spin. prior to he even has time to discover the washroom, David is assigned an important venture: devise a crusade to revitalize North America's curiosity within the area program--maybe even exhibit NASA's pollsters that observing a trip release is extra beautiful than going out for lunch with pals. The strain is on, and earlier than lengthy, David unearths himself suggesting the main out-of-this-world inspiration that you can think of: a Citizen Astronaut lottery that will ship one American and one Canadian to the overseas area Station. unexpectedly, David's vaulted into an odyssey of his personal, navigating the company politics of a large PR organisation; wading throughout the murky waters of U.S.-Canada relatives; and attempting to carry directly to his new task whereas nonetheless doing the perfect thing. 

Equal elements shrewdpermanent and satirical, considerate and affecting, Up and Down is Terry Fallis at his most sensible, confirming his prestige as a literary star.

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Download E-books Electrified Sheep: Glass-eating Scientists, Nuking the Moon, and More Bizarre Experiments PDF

By Alex Boese

The Pig Who Survived an Atomic Bomb

The Psychologist Who concealed underneath Beds

The Founding Father Who brought Mouth-to-Mouth . . . to a Chicken

Welcome to a few of the main strange experiments ever carried out within the identify of technology. Alex Boese's Electrified Sheep is filled with eccentric characters, irrational obsessions, and severe experiments. Watch as scientists try and nuke the moon, wince on the health professional who plays a self-appendectomy, and seize the faint whiff of singed wool from an electrified sheep.

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Download E-books The Restaurant at the End of the Universe PDF

By Douglas Adams

"DOUGLAS ADAMS IS a good SATIRIST."
--The Washington put up e-book World
Facing annihilation by the hands of the warlike Vogons is a curious time to have a longing for tea. it may purely occur to the cosmically displaced Arthur Dent and his curious comrades in palms as they hurtle throughout house powered through natural improbability--and desperately looking for a spot to eat.
Among Arthur's motley shipmates are Ford Prefect, an established buddy and specialist contributor to the Hitchhiker's advisor to the Galaxy; Zaphod Beeblebrox, the three-armed, two-headed ex-president of the galaxy; Tricia McMillan, a fellow Earth refugee who is long gone local (her identify is Trillian now); and Marvin, the moody android who suffers not anything and not anyone very gladly. Their vacation spot? the final word scorching spot for a night of apocalyptic leisure and tremendous eating, the place the nutrition (literally) speaks for itself.
Will they make it? the reply: difficult to assert. yet keep in mind that the Hitchhiker's advisor deleted the time period "Future ideal" from its pages, because it was once stumbled on to not be!
"What's such enjoyable is how fun the galaxy seems via Adams' sardonically foolish eyes."
--Detroit loose Press

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Download E-books Hot Water PDF

By P. G. Wodehouse

An entire solid of Wodehouse creations—including tyrannical relations, beastly pals, demon teenagers, and literary fatheads—return for extra close to catastrophes and gleaming comedy... In sizzling Water, J. Wellington Gedge is the guy who has everything—but unearths himself stuck in a chain of foreign occasions in an effort to, if he doesn't positioned a cease to it, go away him donning the sissy uniform of the yankee ambassador to Paris.

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Download E-books Tea Time for the Traditionally Built PDF

By Alexander McCall Smith

THE NO. 1 girls’ DETECTIVE corporation - publication 10

Fans around the globe adore the best-selling No. 1 women’ Detective business enterprise sequence and its owner, worthy Ramotswe, Botswana’s ultimate girl detective. during this fascinating sequence, Mma  Ramotswe—with support from her unswerving affiliate, Grace Makutsi—navigates her circumstances and her own existence with knowledge, strong humor, and the occasional cup of tea.

In this most modern installment within the without end wonderful sequence, valuable Ramotswe faces difficulties either own and professional.
 
The first is the aptitude dying of an outdated good friend, her tiny white van. lately, it has constructed a slightly troubling knock, yet she dare no longer seek advice the estimable Mr. J.L.B. Matekoni for worry he could condemn the vehicle.  in the meantime, her gifted assistant Mma Makutsi is affected by the reappearance of her nemesis, Violet Sephotho, who has taken a task on the Double convenience furnishings shop whose owner is none except Phuti Radiphuti, Mma Makutsi’s fiancé.  ultimately, the No. 1 girls’ Detective employer has been employed to give an explanation for the unforeseen wasting streak of an area soccer membership, the Kalahari Swoopers.  yet with Mma Ramotswe at the case, it kind of feels definite that every thing may be resolved satisfactorily.

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Download E-books Pure Drivel PDF

By Steve Martin

Steve Martin's expertise has consistently defied definition: a pro actor, a razor-sharp screenwriter, an acclaimed playwright, and, in fact, the creative comic who grew to become King Tut right into a nationwide craze. during this generally praised selection of humourous riffs, Martin exhibits he's additionally a grasp of the written observe. From a wildly innovative meditation on who Lolita will be at age fifty to a send-up of the caution labels on drugs bottles, those items, lots of which first seemed in The New Yorker, hilariously and intelligently skewer the subject handy. Pure Drivel could have readers crying with laughter--and marveling that during addition to all of his many skills, Steve Martin is additionally an outstanding author.

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By Andersen Prunty

This darkly offbeat novel opens with the narrator, Wallace Black, because the aim of the varsity bully's violence. After pain a horrendous beating, Black is going domestic to his both abusive kin. As a punishment for combating in class, his mom straps a collection of ugly horns to the head of his head. he's not sure of the place the horns got here from. they've got consistently been in the home. and so they comprise an influence nobody may have anticipated. enable Andersen Prunty (ZEROSTRATA, MORNING IS lifeless, and THE BEARD) advisor you thru a occasionally hilarious, occasionally violent and terrifying coming-of-age Midwestern gothic novel.

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Download E-books The Dead School PDF

By Patrick McCabe

From the award-winning writer of The  Butcher Boy comes a brand new novel of  extraordinary energy that, based on the San Francisco  Chronicle, "confirm[s] McCabe's status as one  of the main awesome writers to ever pop out of  Ireland."

In The  Dead School, Patrick McCabe returns to the  emotionally dense panorama of small-town Ireland  to discover the interior lives of 2 males: a  headmaster and a schoolteacher, every one guy the made of a  soul-stifling tradition, every one combating his personal demons  of loss and betrayal. stress coils--until tragedy  strikes a tender pupil of their cost, and the  latent depression and rage that has festered in their  hearts explodes onto the web page. As in The  Butcher Boy, McCabe demonstrates his  remarkable command of the vernacular and an uncanny  ability to pinpoint the precise second whilst ordinary  minds take flight into insanity. Equally  compelling, both heartbreaking in its effect,   The useless School has verified McCabe  as probably the most celebrated writers of literary  fiction this day.

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Download E-books Everything Hurts: A Novel PDF

By Bill Scheft

Phil Camp has an issue. now not that he wrote a self-help parody, Where am i able to Stow My Baggage?, that the realm took heavily and have become a bestseller, or that he’s been utilizing a phony identify. No, Phil’s challenge is the limp he’s had for months. His consistent soreness leads him to Dr. Samuel Abrun, a true medical professional who wrote a true self-help e-book (The strength of "Ow!") that has made millions of individuals pain-free.

So what occurs whilst the self-help fraud meets the real merchandise? Does Phil get well? Can he hobble out of his personal solution to aid himself? most crucial, can the reader make it via fifty pages with out pondering, Wait a minute. Is twinge i believe in my returned, or simply gas?

Phil embraces the doctor’s unorthodox remedies, yet saves a few ardour for Abrun’s daughter Janet—who has her personal theories approximately relieving his ache. in the meantime, Phil delves into his darkish prior with the Irish lessen, his psychotherapist. And to most sensible it off, Phil confronts his nemesis, a right-wing radio blowhard, basically to determine they percentage a typical enemy—the similar kinfolk.

Like Carl Hiassen and Larry David, invoice Scheft is aware that the easiest humor is excruciating. In Everything Hurts, pain is the final word jester.

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Download E-books Spell or High Water (Magic 2.0) PDF

By Scott Meyer

The adventures of an American hacker in Medieval England proceed as Martin Banks takes his subsequent step at the trip towards gaining knowledge of his reality-altering powers and satisfying his future.

A month has handed due to the fact that Martin helped to defeat the evil programmer Jimmy, and issues couldn’t be going larger. apart from his love existence, that's. Feeling far-off and misplaced, Gwen has journeyed to Atlantis, a tolerant and benevolent state ruled by means of the Sorceresses, and a spot identified to be a secure haven to all lady time-travelers.

Thankfully, Martin and Philip are invited to a summit in Atlantis for all the leaders of the time-traveler colonies, and now Martin thinks it will be an opportunity to aim back with Gwen. in fact, this can be Martin Banks we’re conversing approximately, so homicide, secret, and excessive intrigue all get within the means of a man who simply desires yet another shot to get the lady.

The follow-up to the hilarious Off to Be the Wizard, Scott Meyer’s Spell or excessive Water proves that it doesn't matter what powers you may have over the years and area, you can’t keep an eye on rotten success.

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